Chicken Tortilla Soup



  • Black beans
  • Corn
  • Tortilla strips
  • Peppers
  • Onions
  • Chicken breast
  • Chicken broth


  1. Dice chicken breast, peppers and onions
  2. Put chicken, corn, peppers and onions into frying pan on medium heat for 15 minutes
  3. After chicken has been cooked fully, mix contents of frying pan with chicken broth
  4. Cook in broth for 1 hour
  5. Let the dog try a little bit to see if its safe to eat or not
  6. If the dog is still alive 24 hours later, EAT… if not, BURY DOG AND THROW AWAY ‘SOUP’

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  1. hahahah I just noticed the part about the dog. The thing is, you know that it is going to have to be Abby, because even if you give it to Punky, she will steal it from him.

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